Carpe Omnia

Buy us out!  If you like this idea and want it for yourself, or if you hate the idea and want to keep others from enjoying it, you can buy the whole process. Your purchase will include all unclaimed merchandise, unused components and supplies, computer files and templates, and tools used for production.

For a mere 10% of the amount laundered to Hillary Clinton through Planned Parenthood, all of this will be yours!  All that you can see!  (Additional taxes may apply.  Curtains not included.)

You will need a computer, laser printer able to print double-sided to legal size paper, and software such as Micros**t Word 2007 or newer.